Charlize Theron or Kristen Stewart, Who is Fairer?

With the new movie Snow White and the Hunstman coming out in the very near future, I have been seeing more ads. In seeing more ads, I, inevitably, start paying more attention to the movie. Once I started paying more attention to the Snow White and the Huntsman trailers, I was like "This is some bullsh!t." There is no way, on this Earth, that Kristen Stewart, on her best day, is fairer than Charlize Theron. I will compare and contrast for you in the "fair"est way possible and see if you agree with me...

I know that Charlize and Kristen look very different and so therefore it could be argued that you either like blonds or brunettes, tall or not so tall and so on and so forth. I do believe though, that most people would tend to agree with me that Charlize Theron has a beauty to her that would not, in real life or in fairy tale land, be surpassed by Kristen Stewart. I have nothing against Kristen Stewart, except that sometimes she looks greasy to me.


So, OK, when do they look their least fair? I would imagine when they are cranky, being hustled and bustled from airport to limo and back again? Who looks the best to and from the airport? I give this one to Charlize. The chambray on denim? Not everyone can pull that off. In addition, Charlize looks sleeker than Kristen does, although I dig Kristen's shoes hard core. I understand Kristen has been flying, so I let her get away with looking greasy on this one.

Wearing black is something every woman does. So how do they compare? Charlize has more competition in this comparison because Kristen has youth on her side. That young, smouldering thing can only get you so far though K-Stew. While Kristen looks pretty, Charlize wins because she looks amazeballs no matter what. Sowweee. Also, Kristen still looks a little greasy to me.

I don't know if it's the fact that Kristen Stewart actually looks, for real, happy in her fun and flirty look below but something about this has me thinking she wins in this category. Believe me, in my research, I searched for the fun and flirty look that I so desired from Charlize but alas, while she looks beautiful and as much as it pains me to say but Kristen wins this round. Also, Kristen's hair looks clean so bonus point for her.

As I looked to compare these two, I actually became more aware of how pretty Kristen Stewart actually is. I am used to seeing her slumpin' and grungin' in her daily wear but when she cleans up, I do think that she is quite the looker. Really though? I don't think she is any contest for Miss Charlize. You can disagree with me all you want but I have it on good authority that Charlize Theron, while sometimes moody, is an angel. There, I said it.

What do you think? Is Charlize or Kristen the fairest in all the land?